Back in my army days, the running joke was that the officers who were royally f**ked up were reassigned to a post somewhere in Siberia.
The golf commentating equivalent of that would be reassigned from one of the major tv networks to having to do play by play on Sirius Satellite radio. It couldn't possibly get more bottom-of-the-barrel than that.
But... I guess enough folks listen and support it, otherwise Sirius wouldn't carry it.
I think they used to air this channel 24/7 at the prisoner cells at Gitmo, until the UN found out and deemed it too cruel and inhumane.